Monday, October 19, 2015

Batshit Anti-Atheist Book

Oh, man, this book sounds as awesome as God's Not Dead.


"Catoosa County resident Don Boys released his 15th book “The God-Haters: Angry Atheists, Shallow Scholars, Silly Scientists, Pagan Preachers, and Embattled Evolutionists Declare War Against Christians.” The $21.95 book is published by Barbwire Books."

"God-hating" check. 'War on Christians" Check. Also, $22 seems like a lot for a book.

"Boys re-read books by atheists of the past then read the writings of the group of new atheists who have declared war upon Christians..."
 “Every time I finished one of their books, I said I can’t believe a scholar would write hundreds of pages filled with numerous errors and put his name on the cover,” he said. “This is a good example of what happens when an author writes on a subject outside his field of training and experience. They are so sure there is no God, they lose all control and emotion takes control.”

Because YOU'RE definitely writing in your field of expertise and are unemotional...


He charges that his opponents identify the “fruits, flakes and nuts” in some churches as mainline Christians."
No True Scotsman
“It would be like generalizing the average atheist coming home each evening with a bottle of cheap rum, kicking his dog, bullying his wife, beating his kids and getting roaring drunk terrorizing the whole neighborhood,” Boys said, “when that doesn’t characterize the group as a whole. It shows how desperate, disingenuous and dishonest some atheists are. Even honest atheists find that offensive and shameful and have opposed the new atheists.”
That's a pretty elaborate fantasy you got there...And I have no idea who these "honest atheists" vs "new atheists" are.

"He said atheists take a hatchet to the Bible because it limits their ungodly lifestyle of “barnyard morals.” If they can disprove God then anything goes with no present or eternal accountability."
WTF ARE BARNYARD MORALS?

This is the "Y'all just want to sin" gambit. Because they're OBSESSED with sex.

"This is the most serious attack upon America’s homes and churches in 100 years yet the issue is still ‘under the radar’ of all the pro-family groups,” he said. “The new atheists declared war against Christians, the churches and Christ and here is one American who will oppose it if it means persecution, prosecution and prison,”

"Pro-family" groups don't know about us atheists yet! Shh...

What is up with his persecution fantasy?

Boys and his wife Ellen, who edited the book, live near Ringgold. His website is cstnews.com and his blog is atdonboys.cstnews.com/."

Those websites are GOLD. Try them out.





On The Pantriarchy and Yoga Pants


Pantriarchy: The social construct that states or implies that pants with a rigid waistband are morally, socially, professionally, and fashionably better than pants with a soft, comfortable waistband.

When stated like that, it sounds obviously fucking ridiculous. But it is the default in our society.

Why? Why is discomfort commendable? Why is "effort" commendable? Why is something that is ill-fitting to curvy bodies commendable?

Why is this writer obsessed with "real pants?"

"Another excuse for wearing yoga pants is self-proclaimed laziness. In reality, it takes the same amount of energy to put on jeans and a top and you look infinitely better and you feel better too, because nobody feels pretty in yoga pants. If you look good, then you feel good, and if you feel good, you perform well, and if you perform well, you succeed.
Don’t let yoga pants get in the way of your success."

It takes the same amount of effort? Tell that to people WHO LITERALLY CAN'T FIND PANTS THAT FIT!  Also, I do feel good in yoga pants.


Or this writer:

"The women here dress like shit. I'm all for women working out and staying fit but when they're finished exercising, why can't they shower and change into something dressier, like jeans?"
JEANS ARE DRESSY???

"But I do care, and here's why. When I go out in public, I make an effort. I see it as a sign of respect to myself, to the people whose businesses I patronize and upon whose company I choose to inflict my charming self....Yoga pants or any piece of overly-casual wear, is a metaphor. It says, "MY personal comfort trumps any regard I have for anyone else."

The idea that it shows respect for people when you outfit your body in uncomfortable clothes that bind your belly is the MOST ABSURD thing I've ever heard in my life!

Or Tim Fucking Gunn:

"Comfort isn't an valid excuse, either, says Gunn. There are plenty of clothes you could wear that are cozy— say, a Diane von Furstenburg wrap dress, which has the stretch but remains sleek and chic."

Yes, let me put on my Dianne von Furstenburg wrap dress to go to the Walmart!

"That's the thing about overly casual dressing," says Gunn. "It says: 'I don't give a rat's ass about anything.'"
MAYBE I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.

And none of this even touches on the banning of yoga pants and leggings in schools, which is utterly discriminatory and sexist.

FUCK THE PANTRIARCHY












Sunday, October 18, 2015

Russell Moore Says Evangelicals Won't Surrender to the Sexual Revolution


Russell Moore of the Southern Baptist Convention is drawing his line in the sand about the Sexual Revolution.

"Could the next Billy Graham be a married lesbian? In the year 2045, will Focus on the Family be “Focus on the Families,” broadcasting counsel to Evangelicals about how to manage jealousy in their polyamorous relationships?"

Wouldn't that be awesome???

Now that the Obergefell v. Hodges Supreme Court case has nationalized same-sex marriage, America’s last hold-outs, conservative Evangelical Protestants, will eventually, we’re told, stop worrying and learn to love, or at least accept, the sexual revolution. As Americans grow more accustomed to redefined concepts of marriage and family, Evangelicals will convert to the new understanding and update their theologies to suit. This is not going to happen. The revolution will not be televangelized."
Like evangelicals never eventually changed their minds on slavery and such? But it might be nice if he's right, they could just all die off instead of change. Not much difference to me.


In any given week, I’m asked by multiple reporters about the “sea change” among Evangelicals in support of same-sex marriage. I reply by asking for evidence of this shift. The first piece of evidence is always polling data about Millennial support for such. I respond with data on Millennial Evangelicals who actually attend church, which show no such shift away from orthodoxy."

Well, yeah, but your problem is that the vast majority of Millennials are NOT attending church! You already lost, they left.

"Many secular progressives believe that Evangelicals, along with their religious allies, just need a “nudge” to catch up with the right side of history, a nudge they are more than willing to provide through social marginalization or the removal of tax exemptions or various other state-mandated carrots and sticks. Our churches can simply accommodate doctrines and practices to new family definitions, these progressives advise, and everyone will be happy. Religious liberty violations, then, aren’t really harming Evangelicals, this reasoning goes, but instead are helping us to get where we’re headed anyway a little faster."
Nah, this secular progressive is really just interested in getting people to do their damn jobs and getting people their rights.


This narrative is entirely consistent with the sexual revolution’s view of itself—as progress toward the inevitable triumph of personal autonomy and liberation."

OH GOD NOT PERSONAL AUTONOMY AND LIBERATION!!!!


But however confident and complacent are these helpers, they can’t change the fact that the Evangelical cave-in on sexual ethics is just not going to happen. There is no evidence for it, and no push among Evangelicals to start it."

Ok. Maybe it won't happen. But you can't say there isn't some pushback at the fringes.

"The first stumbling block to any Evangelical cave-in is the Bible"
Well, that's for damn sure!


The Reformation principle of sola scriptura does not mean, as it is often caricatured by non-Protestant Christians, that the only authority is the Bible and the individual Christian. It means instead that the only final authority is the prophetic-apostolic word in the writings of Scripture. If an Evangelical needs driving directions to Cleveland, she consults Google maps, not her concordance. If, though, Google tells her that first-century Judea was uninhabited, she knows Google is wrong. The authorities here conflict, and Scripture trumps other authorities, not the other way around."

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Scripture trumps Google? Scripture trumps all possible evidence???

Well, no wonder he says evangelicals can't change. They're immune to evidence.


"Revisionists get around that flat conflict by citing a context for the text, asserting the difference between ancient and modern notions of sexual orientation. But, Evangelicals reply, the definition of marriage is not grounded in ancient Near Eastern culture but in the created order itself (Gen. 2:24). That’s why Jesus speaks of man-woman marriage and its permanence as “from the beginning” (Mk. 10:6). Moreover, the canon asserts that even this natural “one-flesh union” points beyond nature to the blueprint behind the cosmos, the mystery of the union of Christ and his Church (Eph. 5:32)."

So the context for the bible matters sometimes, but not when you have a naturalistic fallacy to lean on? Check.


In virtually every case, the high-profile “Evangelicals” who have shifted on sexual ethics were already theologically liberalized on multiple other issues, often for decades. An “Evangelical” who attends a mainline, liberal Protestant church or who shares platforms with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence is not likely to be received as an Evangelical by Evangelicals."

No True Scotsman, check. There's no real falsifiability to Moore's claims about not giving in to the sexual revolution if everyone that shifts is just going to be recast as never having been a true evangelical.

"Journalists covering such dissenters should ask them these basic questions: Where do you go to church? What do you believe about the inerrancy of Scripture? Is there a hell, and must one believe consciously in Christ in order to avoid it? They cannot portray these figures as representative Evangelicals unless they give certain answers. I would bet that a little probing would show that these stories are the equivalent of writing an article about the Democratic party’s views on foreign policy by citing hawkish independent-Democratic former U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman."

More No True Scotsman. Although, not bad questions to ask.

"The fact that homosexuality—and other forms of sexual immorality—is always and everywhere spoken of negatively in Scripture is explained away by a lack of scientific knowledge about loving, monogamous same-sex unions, the immutability of sexual orientation, or something else. Such arguments make sense if the authority of Scripture rests in the expertise of the apostles and prophets themselves. If, on the other hand, the authority of Scripture rests in the Spirit inspiring and carrying along the authors, the arguments collapse. If the Bible is a coherent book, with an Author behind the authors, one can hardly say that God is ignorant of contemporary knowledge about sexuality."

Oh, awesome! It doesn't matter if the writers of the bible didn't know about loving gay couples, because god knew and still wanted them to write verses against it! Great explanation. We already learned that we should trust the bible over google anyway, so even more unfalsifiability.

The revisionists most often wish to keep the attention on Moses and Paul, pointing to the fact that Jesus said nothing about homosexuality. Of course, by defining marriage in terms of male–­female complementarity and by affirming the moral teachings of the Torah, Jesus did speak to the issue. Not only that, but Evangelicals don’t set the words of Scripture not explicitly uttered by Jesus in so ­malleable a condition. If “all Scripture” is breathed out by the Spirit (2 Tim 3:16), and if the Spirit inspiring the biblical authors is the “Spirit of Christ” (1 Pet. 1:10–11), then every text of Scripture is Jesus speaking, not just those that publishers code out in red letters."
Ok, he's got a point. It's not a good argument to say that Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Some would say, though, that even if the ­Bible can’t be easily made to fit into a sexual revolutionary matrix, the culture will change quickly enough to make traditional ­Christian sexual ethics implausible. The Church will adapt to same-sex marriage the way the Church adapted to divorce...Most Evangelical Protestants acknowledge that sexual infidelity can dissolve a marital union and that the innocent party is then free to remarry. The same is true for abandonment"
In an Evangelical Protestant view, a remarriage after a divorce may well constitute an act of adultery, but the marriage itself is not, in the view of most Evangelicals, an ongoing act of adultery. Even if these marriages were entered into sinfully in the first place, they are in fact marriages. Jesus spoke of the five husbands of the woman at the well in Samaria, and differentiated them from the man with whom she lived, who was not her husband (John 4). Same-sex unions, which do not join male and female together in the icon of the Christic mystery, do not constitute marriages biblically. Repentance, in this case, looks the same as it does for every other sexual sin—fleeing from immorality (1 Cor. 6:18)."

Well, isn't that convenient that you can repent your adulterous marriages and stay married, but a gay couple would have to separate and never have sex again? And Moore's view is not the only evangelical one. Very fundamentalist evangelicals would say that anyone married adulterously must separate and be reconciled to the original spouse or be celibate.


Moore then goes on to talk about other times that the church has weathered theological storms:

"In the 1970s and 1980s, a movement gained steam in Evangelicalism to read biblical texts on gender in a more egalitarian way. These feminist groups stood with other Evangelicals on biblical inerrancy (and on the prohibition against homosexuality) but argued for women’s ordination....Several years ago, I argued that although I strongly disagree with it, I thought Evangelical feminism would win the day in American Evangelicalism. The cultural currents were simply too strong, I thought.
I was wrong. It is now hard to find leaders of Evangelical feminist organizations who are recognized by the rest of the movement as solidly conservative and orthodox...the “slippery slope” from Evangelical feminism to heterodoxy proved to be real. More and more Evangelical feminists applied their gender views to sexuality in ways clear enough for conservative Evangelicals to see it as a rejection of biblical authority.
  if Evangelicalism can withstand the strong cultural tides of feminism—even in its most popularly palatable forms—Evangelicalism can do the same with the even more clearly defined issues of sexual morality."

LOL, if we can withstand feminism, we can withstand anything!!!

The Christian sexual ethic is controversial, to be sure, and in different ways at different times, it always has been. But it’s not the most controversial thing orthodox Christians believe. That would be the doctrine of hell...In almost every generation of the Church, someone seeks to negotiate away the doctrine of hell through a universalism that sees to it that judgment will not fall on sin. Churches that embrace universalism typically start out on that path with exuberance, as they are freed from the shackles of guilty consciences and fears of eternity. But those churches quickly wither and die. 

 What the sexual revolution’s revisionist ethic asks is that the Church adopt a pinpointed surgical-strike universalism, one that denies that judgment is coming for this one particular set of sins. As with any form of universalism, this doesn’t liberate people, but rather enslaves them to their own accusing consciences. Even if we can excise what the revisionists call “clobber verses” from the Bible, we cannot overpower the witness of the conscience."

Well, hell-belief seems to be on the decline too, so I'm not sure what Moore is trying to accomplish here.

He's also just flat-out wrong about the conscience, as people do not feel guilt over consensual sex without him and his ilk telling them they should.


Now, Moore will lament the decline of cultural Christianity and traditional values:

For nearly the past two centuries, Evangelicals, especially in the South and Midwest, could count on the culture to do a kind of pre-evangelism. The culture encouraged people to aspire to a kind of God-and-country citizenship, to marriage, and to stable family life. Even when people didn’t live up to those ideals, they knew what they were walking away from. Evangelicals, then, could use “traditional ­family values” to build a bridge to people for the Gospel.
 We can no longer assume, even in the Bible Belt, that people aspire to, or even understand, our “values” on marriage and family. These parts of our witness that were the least controversial—and could be played up while playing down hellfire and brimstone, for those churches wanting a softer edge—are now controversial. Churches that reject the sexual revolution are judged as bigoted."

GOOD!!!!! Your "values" are bigoted and awful and it's wonderful that people are seeing that.


Some will suggest that a Christian sexual ethic puts the churches on the “wrong side of history.” Well, we’ve been on the wrong side of history since a.d. 33."
Well, thanks for admitting it!

 "If we are right about the end of human sexuality, then we ought to know that marriage is resilient. The sexual revolution cannot keep its promises. People think they want autonomy and transgression, but what they really want is fidelity and complementarity and incarnational love. If that’s true, then we will see a wave of refugees from the sexual revolution, those who, like the runaway son in Jesus’ story, “come to themselves” in a moment of crisis."

Yes, I just THINK I want autonomy. I'd be much happier as a little robot in the christian box. If you want something that hasn't kept its promises, try Christian morality.

Moore goes on to say how evangelicals need to preach repentance to the culture in a balanced way, and like many defeated evangelicals, he reiterates that Christians were countercultural in Rome and during most of their history. In fact, they aren't supposed to be well-tolerated by the world, and they need to deal with the world as it is, and not in whatever utopia they think it used to be. Those are pretty wise words, and I welcome their new defeated minority perspective. It's much better than their haughty, privileged Christian Nation bullshit.














http://www.firstthings.com/article/2015/10/evangelicals-wont-cave

I won't give until it hurts

It isn't surprising that Mother Theresa was anti-choice, but I'd like to highlight this quote

"So, the mother who is thinking of abortion, should be helped to love, that is, to give until it hurts her plans, or her free time, to respect the life of her child. The father of that child, whoever he is, must also give until it hurts...

Any country that accepts abortion is not teaching its people to love, but to use any violence to get what they want. This is why the greatest destroyer of love and peace is abortion."

Mother Theresa and the whole of Christianity's fetish for suffering is disgusting. Why should I give until it hurts? Why should I suffer? Suffering is bad, preventable suffering even worse.

I reject that it is my lot in life to suffer because pregnancy is a natural and involuntary consequence to sex. There are technological solutions to these problems of biology. It is not "love" to force people to hurt.

Who wants to be raised by parents who are suffering when they care for you? Who wants to force themselves on another?

What lessons do we teach when love is about force instead of being chosen?



Saturday, October 17, 2015

Caturday 10/16

Happy Caturday from Dax and Hana!

Sex Ed is Abuse?

Lienews posted this speech from a fundamentalist father in Canada. It is AMAZING.

"I’m speaking about the current worldwide attempt to impose on all children a sex education that is more properly called sexual abuse than education....How is it abusive?"
Please do tell...

Firstly, it is originally based on the research of Alfred Kinsey who is known to have overseen research associates who sexually molested children for his experiments."
Ok...I'm pretty sure that the entire concept of sex education is NOT based on Alfred Kinsey. Also, I'm not sure what the truth is on Kinsey either accepting data from child molesters or encouraging them, but that wouldn't invalidate the idea of sex education either.


Secondly what is taught is demonstrably harmful to children. Take for instance the normalization of homosexuality, which is a sine qua non of modern sex education.
Every thinking person knows that homosexual sexual activity is harmful"
Um, NO. No, we don't know that.

So he then details a study, supposedly in the Archives of General Psychiatry that finds higher rates of mental illnesses in gay men and lesbians.


"As summarized by the researchers, “[t]he findings support the assumption that people with same-sex behavior are at greater risk for psychiatric disorders.”
Is it thus more merciful to abandon children to these dangers or to guide them to lifestyle choices which ensure healthy lives?"

So he believes homosexuality is a CHOICE. That's pretty usual for these folks.

"Of course critics would suggest that the mental health problems identified result from societal disapproval or stigmatization of homosexual behavior. However the study was done in the Netherlands, the most tolerant and homosexual-affirming nation in the world."
OH, because there is no homophobia in the Netherlands at all! Because things like gay marriage being accepted in the last 20 years just erases all the attitudes of older people and negates how gay people were raised...

"In my country of Canada same sex ‘marriage’ was legalized in 2005.  Speaking years after the passage of same-sex ‘marriage’ into law, Canadian gay rights activist Gens Hellquist explained why he was seeking more government healthcare dollars for the LGBT community. "We have one of the poorest health statuses in this country,” he said. “Health issues affecting queer Canadians include lower life expectancy than the average Canadian, suicide, higher rates of substance abuse, depression, inadequate access to care and HIV/AIDS."

OMG, 2005??? And all of the gay people in Canada don't have sunshine and rainbows shining out their asses all the time yet?


"Thus we can see that even insofar as it normalizes homosexual sex, let alone all other sexual aberrations, modern sex education is truly harmful for our children and as fathers we are called to protect and defend our children."

So sex ed is abusive because it says that being gay is ok! And I'm interested in these other "sexual aberrations"...

My wife and I have made the difficult decision to home school our eight children for the very reason that we refuse to subject them to this sexually abusive sex education in Catholic schools."
Why have our shepherds done this? Mostly due to the threat of withdrawal of public funding for Catholic schools, but also out of regard for the societal acceptance and the prestige that entails."

Oh, so you take PUBLIC money, but don't want to teach medically accurate sex ed? I see the problem here.




Friday, October 16, 2015

Al Mohler Says Shun the Gays!

The Southern Baptist Convention is the largest protestant denomination in the U.S. It is an intensely conservative denomination on sexual and social issues, although that wasn't always the case.

"When Roe was first decided, most of the Southern evangelicals who today make up the backbone of the anti-abortion movement believed that abortion was a deeply personal issue in which government shouldn’t play a role. Some were hesitant to take a position on abortion because they saw it as a “Catholic issue,” and worried about the influence of Catholic teachings on American religious observance."

One of the major leaders pulling it to the right is Albert Mohler. He has even fewer qualms about being in bed with Catholics, as he thinks women should not take the contraceptive pill or have IUDs because they are "Abortifacients". He does allow barrier methods though. (more on this article in a later post).

Now as Charisma News reports, he's come out in favor of Christians shunning gay weddings.

"Christians should not attend a same-sex wedding — even of their own child — because it signals "moral approval" of the union, the president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary said in a new book."

Does attending a wedding imply moral approval? What if it just implies you're not a giant douche?

"Boycotting weddings of gay friends and loved ones will be excruciatingly difficult, the Rev. Albert Mohler wrote "
Oh yeah, much difficult. Many feelz for the fundies. My sympathy will be with the shunned brides or grooms.

 "At some point, attendance will involve congratulating the couple for their union," he wrote. "If you can't congratulate the couple, how can you attend?"

Well, that is a point. If you're going to making a scene out of not congratulating the couple, definitely don't go.


"Even if scientists prove people are born gay, the "sinfulness of homosexuality" would not be eliminated because human sin taints the world, Mohler said"
THIS is one of the major problems with the "born this way" narrative! Christians believe we're born with sinful natures. Your homosexual feelings are just how your own personal sin nature manifests and it will be your thorn in your side to deal with.

He contended that transgender people who are "saved" should consult with their pastors about whether to have surgery to return to their original gender."

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Blood on your hands, Mohler, for telling one of the most vilified minorities to reverse their treatment.


"Mohler, a prolific blogger, speaker and podcaster, is no stranger to controversy. In the past he has said that delaying marriage and limiting family size are both sins, that the Roman Catholic Church teaches a "false gospel," that the pope holds an "unbiblical office," and that Christians who practice yoga "either deny the reality of what yoga represents or fail to see the contradictions between their Christian commitments and their embrace" of it."

WOW. We'll probably eventually talk about his ideas on contraception. For all his moaning about Catholics, he sure buddies up to them when it's useful for him. As for the yoga thing, that's just weird.

"Whether to attend or avoid same-sex marriages has been a hot topic in conservative Christian circles. While many evangelical leaders have sided with Mohler, others have urged Christians to go.
"I have to extrapolate that Jesus would be all for attending a same-sex marriage ceremony," based on Jesus' example of dining with prostitutes and drunkards, Stephen Arterburn, a best-selling Christian author who is president of New Life Ministries and host of the radio and television show "New Life Live," said in a recent column."

Watching Christians disagree on these things and try to use scripture is always a hoot. Notice that his opinion is still hateful bullshit, though, I don't think many couples would like to be lumped in with "prostitutes and drunkards." I think the decision of whether or not to go will be revoked from you if you give this rationalization to the brides' or grooms' faces.


"In one chapter, Mohler asks and answers what he calls hard questions about gay sexuality, such as whether it is OK for Christian parents to let their kids play at the home of children with gay parents. He says it is, as long as the parents instruct their child first on "scriptural authority and sexuality."
"We should make every effort to develop real and authentic friendships with our LGBT neighbors," he wrote."

NO. We can't have a real and authentic friendship if you're going to shun my wedding or tell your kids that I'm sinful. You can't have authentic friendship with someone who thinks you're going to hell and needs to save you. You can't have authentic friendship with someone who thinks you're fundamentally flawed. You can't have authentic friendship with someone who works to take away your rights.