Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Porn Accountabilibuddies

The idea of accountability partners to beat porn and masturbation is at least decades old, but this post from Antichoice365 takes the cake.

I just noticed the author is Kevin Kukla, we've talked about him before.

"If you want to get serious about beating pornography addiction, listen up.
We both know it is a serious cross to carry. We agree it would bring relief to be able to let Christ carry it for us instead, on our behalf."
First of all, "beating" lol. Porn addiction is NOT a thing. Jesus is supposed to carry your porn, what?

"You should feel ashamed in your sin of porn use. But you should also be humble enough to know you must seek help in beating pornography addiction."

Ugh, shame is such a useless emotion, To instill shame for looking at porn is absolutely sickening. Also, more beating...


"All that to say, you need to pick at least one person to open up to and to ask to keep you accountable...
This person, obviously, cannot be struggling with the same sin you are. Lest you two meet for coffee and wallow together how you each stumbled in the sin last week.
No, rather, you need to pick someone who has the grace of not struggling with the sin of porn use."
WELL GOOD FUCKING LUCK!!! Since 2/3 of Christian men view porn monthly (and the rest lie?). Only 7% say they never view it. So those guys are going to have their hands full with accountability requests.

"This person—obviously of the same gender as you—can be your uncle, your friend, your former basketball coach, or whomever."
I like the erasure of homosexual desires as well as the assumption that you're surrounded by people who would agree to this batshit scheme.


"You may be tempted to masturbate at 1 a.m., unable to fall asleep. It would be nice to be able to pick up the phone and ask him to pray for you at that time."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I frequently call people in the middle of the night when I want to masturbate too.


"Also, you can set up a texting system. He can text you to ask how you’re holding up that day. You can report to him and ask him for prayers as you try to overcome your pornography addiction.
He doesn’t need to text you, “View any porn last night?” as you don’t know who might see your text messages. Rather, he could ask, “Hey, how did it go last night?” You two can be covert in the messaging."

Late night phone calls and covert texts??? Does this guy not get how homoerotic this sounds?

"Invite that trusted confidant you have in mind out for a coffee or a slice of pie tonight. Together, develop a plan of action to beating pornography addiction."

Again, porn addiction is NOT a thing. You don't need to have calls and texts with some other dude because you want to look at some naked ladies and jack off.












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